About Shingles
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About Shingles
from Marianne on 07/28/2017 06:24 PMShingles
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
Link: http://www.workjoke.com/doctors-jokes.html
ReplyRe: About Shingles
from Marianne on 11/04/2017 09:28 AMAbout Acronyms
Lots of Love
"I'll miss you, Great-Grandma," wrote my mother's great-grandson in an e-mail he sent before shipping out to Iraq.
"I'll miss you too, dear," she responded. "Stay safe. LOL, Great-Grandma."
Poor Mom didn't realize that LOL doesn't stand for "lots of love."
Link: https://www.rd.com/joke/lots-of-love-joke/